On the First day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
10 Gun Safes
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
11 Hour Drive
10 Gun Safes
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Chocolate Truffles
11 Hour Drive
10 Gun Safes
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building
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