22 December, 2014

12 Days of Christmas (The Family Girl Style)



On the First day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:

2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Third day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Fourth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Fifth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:

6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Seventh day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Eighth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Ninth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Tenth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

10 Gun Safes
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Eleventh day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

11 Hour Drive
10 Gun Safes
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building

On the Twelfth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

12 Chocolate Truffles
11 Hour Drive
10 Gun Safes
9x19 mm Parabellums
8 Feet of Privacy Fencing
7 Delicious Meals
6 feet of Super-Model Perfection
5 Annoying Neighbors
4 Dead Operatives
3 Exploded Buildings
2 Dead Loudmouths
and a Corpse in an Abandoned Building


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