My Top 10 Reasons I Dream of Florida
10. Desserts are served the proper way: with a dessert spoon instead of a fork
9. Salt shakers are laced with rice so the salt won't harden into rock due to humidity
8. No bras required
7. Topless beaches
6. Fresh seafood
5. No state income tax
4. No freezing temps
3. No allergies or sinusitis while in Florida (must be the ocean air)
2. No basements
1. EVERYONE HAS AC ON!
Aahh, Sunshine State, you're calling my name! Soon... And now I have to go and turn the heat back on so we won't freeze tonight as it drops into low 40s here again. It's end of May...